Bridezilla!

Bridezilla! Installs fear in us all! She is a monster wedding machine with a table plan for a brain and a veil tail, barking demands at her bridesmaids for more champers. Oh ok, maybe the last bit is how I plan to be when I get wed, champers on tap is what I will expect. 'More Wine, More Wine'. Just you wait for my hen do.

And I am going to rejoice in my Bridezilla-ness, when Mr Cake and I actually have our Big Day. We are partly there with the engagement and a vague exotic Sri-Lankan plan. No pink fluff and fairy tale churches for me though, thanks.

You all know a Bridezilla. So buy her this necklace! And remember - Bridezillas are very specific about their colour scheme, hence the rainbow of colours to choose from.